Hogan Paul vs KSY

It's late 2018, and two celebrities from popular social media site 'OurTube' have seen a quick fix for making some serious cash, by preying on the aggressive nature of prepubescent boys addicted to vlogs. Boxing.

After the recent landslide success of KSY in his previous bout against other OurTube star Woe Jeller, he has decided to challenge another total amateur - the infamous Hogan Paul, recently put in the spotlight by controversially pointing a camera at some rope in a forest.

He accepts.

This gives each contestant exactly six months to train before the fight, using as much of their hard-earned vlogging blood money as the deem necessary.

They will fight exactly in the style of a professional boxing match, just with an audience of 12-year-old boys and their parents rather than actual boxing enthusiasts.

The teams are as follows:

Hogan Paul

23 years old at the time of the fight, this egomaniac stands at 6'2" and weighs in at 198.5lbs. He is rumoured to have a strict diet and intensive daily training regime.

Versus

KSY

The older of the two, the 25-year-old weighs in at 165lbs and stands at a menacing 5'11". Also a keeper of a strict diet, KSY began training for boxing at least six months before his opponent due to his previous fight, which he dominated.

Who Would Win?