Malcom Cel Presents: Incel Panthers

Its time we unionized the incels of the world and struck back at the Nor-man!

Gymcels, you will form the vanguard.

Studycels, you will dictate strategy and treat the wounded.

Richcels, you will provide the resources necessary for our conquest.

Shortcels, you're in charge of covert ops.

Mentalcels, you'll be the distraction.

Currycels, infiltrate their facilities by donning the role of a janitor.

Did I forget any Cels?

The day of reckoning is when a truecel (verified by three incels of St. rank) loses his virginity.

P.S. Panthers might be too derivative. Maybe Incel Cougars?