Feridun on PAC-SMH Mental Health Recommendations

From The President’s Advisory Committee on Student Mental Health Report: Compiled Recommendations #32

"We have taken all possible steps to reduce mental health disturbances including putting permanent bouncy castles beneath the ledges of all campus buildings of height more than 4 stories.

'These bouncy castles will save lives', President Feridun said when asked why a children's toy was now being used to combat the growing suicide problem on campus."

Thoughts?