We've reached Peak Seattle

And now we're lecturing people on elevator etiquette.

What is wrong with people?

This Article is the Culprit

This list is about as asinine as the person who used to post Kidney health posters in the men's at my office building because the urine in the urinal was too dark.

EDIT: This post has also gone full Seattle. Apparently you all enjoy telling others what to do with passive aggressive signs and articles. I take satisfaction that the readers of the Stranger also thought this was absurd.