Vladimir was in love with a girl

Vladimir: i really like Yuri bro

oleksandr: i got u bro. go up to her and read her a love letter out loud.

vladimir: idk man will that work?

oleksandr: ye def will dude trust me 100%. bitches love love letters

vladimir: k

Vladimir went off to do it. The next day oleksandr got a phone call from vladimir.

Oleksandr: how'd it go?

vladimir: Failed. She ran away calling me a creep. You're a retard dude.

Oleksandr: what?

vladimir: I SAID YURI DARTED!