Now I ain't much of a poet but I know somebody once told me to...

JUMP OUT OF THE SECOND FLOOR OF A RECORD STORE WITH A TREACHEROUS FOUR CASSETTE AND A CASSETTE RECORDER IN ECUADOR WITH EDWARD NORTON WITNESS THE METAMORPHOSIS OF A LEGEND GROWIN' LIKE AN EXPERT SWORDSMAN FROM THE HESSIAN WAR AND HENCE THE ORIGIN OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN BORN WITH THE ENDORPHIN'S OF A PATHETIC ORPHAN ENDLESS SORES AND RESERVOIR OF EXTENSION CORDS IN DRESSER DRAWERS AND DEADBOLTS ON THE BEDROOM DOORS AND SEXUAL TORTURE KITS KEPT IN A SEPARATE STORAGE BIN EXCELLENT BOYFRIEND USE INTERCOURSE TO SETTLE SCORES WITH WOMEN WHO HAVE BEEN VENDETTAS TOWARDS MEN DICKHEAD IS FORCED IN TO THE SHREDDED FORESKIN RED IS TORN AND THEY'RE ONLY BEIN' FED A PORTION BED SORES IN SORE SHINS PREGNANT WHORES CAN GET ABORTIONS FETISH FOR STICKIN' METAL FORKS IN

why am i such a dick?