Why go to the beach?

Why did you come to the beach and walk your ass down here just to sit with your back to it and play on your phone?

Why did you walk down to the tide pools just to sit on a rock and stare at your phone, only looking up to cast judging looks at my fiance and I for actually playing in the waves?

News flash, if you go to the beach and spend the whole time on your phone, YOU are the fucking weird one, not those of us who still know how to live and play.