Navy Seal Malos Copypasta

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? I’ll have you know I was resonated with by Amalthus himself, and I’ve been involved in numerous battles during the Aegis War, with 3 confirmed Titan kills. I am trained in Monado Arts and I’m one of the Master Blades created by the Architect. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with Arts-spamming the likes of which has never been seen before on Alrest, mark my fucking words. You think you can take me? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting Akhos and other Torna members and your ether signature is being traced right now so you better prepare for the MONADO CYCLONE, maggot. The MONADO CYCLONE that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your HP bar. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Blade Sever. Not only am I extensively trained in Driver and Blade combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the terrorist group Torna and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Cloud Sea, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little attempt at fighting me was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, boy. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, you brat.

Posted Mar 12, 2018, 9:44 PM UTC · edited

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