phoenixparker•

Shave your lips off.

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diezeitenOP•

this is exactly part of the creeping paranoia I get

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phoenixparker•

I hate holding scissors because my brain keeps telling me to cut off my eyelids.

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diezeitenOP•

holy shit

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someguy7734206•

I once accidentally put soap instead of toothpaste on my toothbrush.

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