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How do books work again?

How do books work again?

Posted Mar 17, 2018, 2:44 PM UTC

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honeycrunchoil•

Hehe penis mightier

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captain_pudding•

You're selling penis mightiers?

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twinkiehuang•

where do i get one

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harry4354•

Hello! Hello! I got your penis mightiers here! Only $5 a pop! Penis mightier stand here!

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penguindeskjob•

Penis mightier!

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gofyourselftoo•

Ahem... Where can I get a mightier Penis, please?

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lookMumNoHands77•

This sorta thing ain't my bag baby.

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inaudibleradio•

You're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!

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honeycrunchoil•

Your mother’s a whore!

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honeycrunchoil•

I’ll take the rapists for $1000 Alex

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rempae•

Anal Bum Cover for $500

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HittingSmoke•

Gussy it up however you want. What matters is does it work?

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TomH_squared•

I've wasted a pretty penny on stuff like that before, don't mind telling you. But if the penis mightier really works, I'll order a dozen!

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ShureYnaut•

One of the first memes I ever laughed at was on ebaymsworld with my cousin and it was just a photo of a copier with a piece of paper on top that said "Out of Order: PENIS JAMMED"

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badmother•

Books are read a page at a time.

I think they're trying to say "The penis then the literacy", whatever that means...

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gofyourselftoo•

The penis, THEN the literacy. Problem solved. My Son figured this out at 1 year. He is Jesus. Also Krishna. Possibly Other demigods, but the IRS only recognizes 3. He’s Not the other one. (Meatloaf said 2 outa 3 ain’t bad, right?)

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ClassicalGalaxy•
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CurrentlyRecording•

Frick I laughed

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HeWasDeadAllAlong•

Happy international Woman's Day

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Tydaballer•

Hgeeee

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scheme46•

Mightier Oligarchs Matter! Let’s start the MOM movement!

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se_raustin•

Let’s not forget about the forgotten victims in all of this - wealthy white men!

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penguindeskjob•

Truly the most oppressed class of people in America.

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TharsisRise•

That gives MOMs Against Guns a whole new meaning

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scheme46•

Oh wow! This is mind blowing 🤯 🤔😂

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boilons•

Save our mightier oligarchs!!!

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Qwinntex•

Don’t dead, open inside

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barrymccockner76•

According to the rules of r/dontdeadopeninside that sign is fine.

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the_mad_spirit•

Technically speaking this one is not, since it's a book.

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berthejew•

It's a book on a sign.

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citewiki•
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rashadthedad•

yeah I've seen both formats get shit on in this sub.. so what do they want?

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atomheartsmother•

so what do they want?

to feel superior to other people by making fun of them in any way possible

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rashadthedad•

there it is.

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ensign_dill•

A scroll

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BearFootR•

Fine to be posted there?

It’s a terrible sign.

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Skijopen•

Came here to upvote this comment and reddit has not disappointed me once again. Thanks reddit.

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-NexusLBC-•

No safety, smoking first

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Tguyenle•

The penis than the literacy

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sunderzilla•

Mightier oligarchs matter.

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fyrstorm180•

All oligarchs matter

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technotenant•

It’s a list of important things! Most important thing: Penis. Second most important thing: Literacy. Third most important thing: Mightier Oligarchy Matters. They misspelled “then”.

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zz_LIMPALONG_zz•

Gussy it up all you want, Trebek, what matters is: does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?!

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harrybalsania•

Ask your mother. I think that is what he replied.

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bradeena•

Eh. Would have been confusing the other way too. Maybe just squish “pen is” and “mightier” closer together.

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Purdue_Boiler31•

The penis mightier? You're sitting on a goldmine, Trebek!

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limjaheybudz•

The mightier pen is than the oligarchs

literacy matters

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AnAceAttorneyFan•

this is some r/dontdeadopeninside shit right here

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z0mbiezak•

MIGHTIER OLIGARCHS MATTERS!

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VirtualKeenu•

The penis than the literacy mighter oligarchs. matters! Save our libraries!

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ehlee0133•

The Penis than the Literacy mightier oligarchs. matters! SAVE OUR LIBRARIES!

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RichardMorto•

Jeff Bezos cackles as he presses the button that deletes all your books...

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tHeDeViL89•

I just saw the word penis and laughed and laughed lol.

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Crakkerz79•

Dicks first, then books. Got it!!

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SomeNative•

Mightier Oligarchs. Matters!

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HowDezMyDakTaste•

I'll take the penis mightier for 200$ Trebek!

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BirderCred•

In middle school, I received a written comment on an assignment I had submitted in pencil: "pen is required." But her writing was jammed together; it took me a long time to sort out what she actually meant.

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