If you were a super villain, or even just a regular villain with dreams of grandeur, what would be "your thing"?
Posted Mar 20, 2018, 1:18 PM UTC
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WHALE CANNON!
I yell all the time about needing a whale cannon to deal with incompetent drivers. There's an empty button on my dash that's my whale cannon button that I mash furiously. (I have little kids I can't flip people off anymore)
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WHOLESOME AND EVIL? CONGRATS.
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Chaotic neutral for life!
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Probably something with skin. Wearing people suits.
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Like tailored leather, or are you going to walk around in Irma from the laundromat because she is a size 14?
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Good question! Probably have my stuff hand crafted. Like a Frankenstein suit... I could actually have a suit made outta a guy named Frank. A Frankensuit. Of course that would lead to a Lynne Love-seats, and Tomas tables... Dude it would be a whole line of people products, I’d need a marketing team, a development process, this whole “evil villain” thing is starting to seem like a lot of work.
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HAHAHA. I'd watch that episode of cribs.
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I would get actual work as a stunk cock.
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We've all gotta have dreams.
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Not monologuing would be my thing. They think a long winded speech about my plan is coming up and then bam! Shot in the face.
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Stealing chihuahuas and turning them into my loyal servants, serving me champagne in tuxedos and ironing my newspaper for me in the morning.
the ironed newspaper is impressive.