No one is perfect; what quality do YOU have that your best friend(s) doesn't like?

I'm pretentious and condescending, but at least I am aware and don't mind mocking myself.

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Im sarcastic as fuck and put down my friends, in a sarcastic way

I'm extremely self-conscious. I never call anyone out for fear that I might be taking up their time or be bothering them. I must be coaxed into going anywhere or doing anything social.

I get really annoyed when my friends:

a) Cancel plans last minute

b) Are late to a meetup but don't send a message

Deep down, I know these are due to my fear of rejection and inclination to plan stuff rigidly. I'm usually very laid back about EVERYTHING thing else, but I'm very stringent about a and b. In fact, I've stopped going out with some friends altogether because they have flaked out of a meetup.

I like to discuss opposing viewpoints to mainstream thought.

In The Notebook, James Marsden should have gotten the girl.

In the U.S. Civil War, the North's justification was hypocritical considering the original justification for ceding from Britain.

In Eagle Eye, Shia LaBeouf should have shot the little kid playing the instrument near the President; he was ugly, and it would have assured that no one else died.

Etc.

My best friends are pretty plain; I can't be much worse without losing them as friends.

My fatal flaw is that I get into these gonna-ask-you-to-marry-me-next-year long term relationships, buy really nice (expensive) furniture with my partner, and then when they dump me for their exboyfriend... I ask them to pay me back.

I'm such a douche.

I like to stay in and chill on the computer instead of smoking weed and partying on Friday nights.

i over think my comments and by the time i say something they have moved on to e a different conversation and get annoyed.