PLEASE HELP: We are desperately low on Milk. Bread reserves are holding, but I we haven't enough left for for even one more cup of coffee. [SERIOUS]
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Posted Mar 22, 2018, 3:01 PM UTC
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This is the fate you have chosen by putting milk in your coffee
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Some of us are not strong enough to survive the harsh spring. Perish and become one with the Schuylkill
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Is this some Donner Party copypasta?
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It's Robert Falcon Scott's final diary entry and message to the public.
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Lived in Reno for a year. Donner was my first guess.
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Donner was kind of a rube, though. RFS was an absolutely otherworldy character. His sense of self importance was so inflated. If you've never read his story, you really aughta. He basically pushed to the south pole with insufficient equipment and supplies because it offended his sense of national pride that a frumpy Norwegian would shame the English Crown.
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As a plastic paddy, I enjoy reading about the gruesome deaths of any English person.
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RIP in peace. I hope you don't get drafted into the skeleton war after you die.