Money saving tip: instead of car alarm, set your alarm clock for when they steal your car
Posted Apr 10, 2009, 5:51 PM UTC
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Or sleep in your car, wait for someone to steal it, eat them and have sex with the alarm clock.
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Posted Apr 10, 2009, 5:51 PM UTC
Or sleep in your car, wait for someone to steal it, eat them and have sex with the alarm clock.
Or get drunk, ratbag it, and drive it off a cliff yourself. $$$ Insurance!