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Cheeknuts

Oldest son gave me a good laugh last night

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Apologies if this is not the right place to post this, but I wanted to tell a funny anecdote that happened last night.

My two boys have a habit of crawling in to bed with us in the middle of the night. Last night, I had a really bad cold, and did not feel like getting kicked in the nuts all night, so I went and slept in my 6 year old's room after he crawled in to our bed. He didn't noticed I had moved, until hours later when he woke up and asks his mom "where's dad?".

I heard him from across the hall, so I said "I'm here". However with the bad cold I was fighting my voice did not sound the same. I could hear him whispering to his mom in a scared, hushed voice, "I don't think that's dad!"

At that point, I ripped the loudest, most offensive fart imaginable. There was about a 5 second pause, after which my son says "Yep, that's him" and fell back asleep.

Posted Apr 19, 2018, 9:47 PM UTC

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dudusan•

Lol!

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Elhaym•

This reminds of a story I have. When I was 18 my family went on a trip to Europe. In London my younger brother and I shared a room while my parents had a room above us in a quaint English townhouse.

It was our first night there and my brother and I were a little amped. Around 2 am we started making fart noises and seeing who would be willing to make a louder one. This went back and forth for a few rounds when all of a sudden this rip roaring fart was unleashed from above us, slammed the ceiling, and reverberated through our room. I swear I could see dust displaced and falling down. It was my dad farting in his sleep, but he won our competition.

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ftmgayqo•

Ladies , we have arrived at peak reddit.

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FIESTYgummyBEAR•

How sweet of your soon to check up on you. Lol.

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DoomShr00m•

This is hilarious.

Thank you very much for sharing.

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SalemMama•

Lol, that's an awesome story!😂

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Zhon890•

Nice. Also "did not feel like getting kicked in the nuts all night" - the unfortunate realities of sharing a bed with a child. Glad I'm not the only one.

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jatti_•

I recommend sleeping in the fetal position. If only to protect your nuts.

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