You're shown your Stats Page -- everything about you and your life so far, in matching units of your choice (e.g. all 'time' displays in seconds). You're allowed to swap any two numbers, regardless of unit. What do you choose?

Posted Apr 19, 2018, 10:32 PM UTC

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-Xephyr-•

Money and level of sarcastic comments made

2
NotActuallyFromEA•

Awkwardness and penis length.

2
Azulira•

Weight in grams with money in 20 dollar bills.

2
ParticlemageOP•

I can see the headlines already; 2 grams of shrivelled up human found next to 181437 20 dollar bills

1
Azulira•

Death and money, the two things I want most.

1
Buttmitten1987•

Money I’ve made and chicks I’ve laid.

1