Amazon thinks I'm a woman.

Amazon thinks I’m a woman.
I can’t say I’m too surprised.

But nail files are just considerate,
and who doesn’t want clear skin?

A two-in-one shampoo
is not the thing for me.

With due respect to lumberjacks,
their scent is not my style.

If you didn’t like The Bell Jar,
I doubt that we’d be friends.

I’ve never purchased makeup,
but I’d like to try it out.

Maybe I’m just a shy guy
with a strong feminine side.

Yet Amazon thinks I’m a woman.
I don’t know if I disagree.

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