It's time to go

There's one thing I've learned:

Overnight shifts suck.

You're shopping at 1:30?

What the fuck.

Just go home

So I can watch Netflix

It's ungodly late

to be buying Chexmix

I know I signed up

To work this odd time

I thought I could relax;

get some overtime

But you had to come in

and ruin my fun.

I don't want to chat!

I want you to run

So I'll try to look busy

and to your credit

I'll write about you

to get upvotes on Reddit

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