Grave Humour

Note: I wrote these epitaphs for myself for when my time comes. My husband insists he WILL NOT use them, If he doesn't, I will haunt him.

In case of regular burial:

Ana lies beneath this stone.
Her body turned to dust and bone.
She TOLD the doctors she was sick.
But they didn't listen, the little pr**ks!

In case of cremation:

Ana lies within this urn.
Her body toasted! Roasted! Burned!
She TOLD the doctors she was sick.
But they didn't listen, the little pr**ks!

https://www.reddit.com/r/OCPoetry/comments/8rx9kl/eternal_flame/e0vbdcz/?context=3

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