It was only a matter of time...
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v.redd.itPosted Jun 21, 2018, 8:53 PM UTC
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v.redd.itThis should be in r/yesyesyesno
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I loved every second of this, especially when the baby got pummeled.
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How’s that fckn funny? You love watching a baby get trampled on full speed while hitting its head in the ground? Sick fuck.
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Damn bro chill, I mean yes, it sucks that the baby got hit, but it was pretty funny. Also, you don't realize, but babies are actually pretty resilient. They obviously have to be fed and stuff, like most normal humans, but they can withstand a lot of stuff. Because of evolution, babies are able to withstand a certain amount of shit before it actually starts to hurt or kill them.
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Oh ok, damn dude. You actually need to chill because for some reason my original comment made you really mad. First off, that baby is not going to die or honestly get that hurt from that dog hitting it. They baby just fell backwards. The baby will probably just cry and the parent will have to calm it down and then everything will be fine. Also, when I say resilient, I mean a simple knock to the ground or a person dropping them from a small height will not hurt them as much as most people think. And this was a simple hit, not too bad. Also, this child seems old enough whereas its skull bones have mostly or already have fused together creating a protection for the brain for hits to the head. We can go arguing all day, but this really doesn't matter and at this point I don't really care.
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Where’d you read that from Wikipedia or your substitute teacher?Their brains are fckn tiny. It’s growing. Small trauma can have big effects on their brain. I’m guessing this isn’t the only that dumbass parent let the dog run around like that.
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My anxiety was literally through the roof watching that. #BootyClenched
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Forget about the dogslam, that poor baby is going to be dyslexic and suffer chronic vertigo after crawling on that carpet for his formative months.
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Hahaha hard nononoyes! Like I almost didn’t think it was going to happen and then boom! Hardest I’ve laughed all week
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No no no yessssss!!!!
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"Lets just let this stupid little dog run top speed around this newborn baby all day."
How dumb can a person be?
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Found the parent that bubble-wraps their kid. Chill out, it's not a fuckin Doberman.
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my 45kg German shep dog (got her from 9 weeks old 5years ago)does this to my 2 and 3 year olds. they also jump on her back and ride her like a hourse, pull her tail and God knows what else they do to her... if my kids cry for any reason (not because of her), she is always the first to see if they are ok... the love dogs have for kids is amazing!
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Do you know what a newborn baby actually looks like?
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White people will eat carrot cake but they won’t stop their dog from plowing through a baby.
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Oh and other races don't do stupid shit? Don't be a racist piece of shit please.
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Made a joke about carrot cake and now I’m a racist piece of shit. Calling me a piece of shit u wanna fckn go? Huh? If you’re guna be lil bitch about it gtfo.
Seriously watch afv and all you see are white parents neglecting their kids.
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Go play more video games and stop being racist. You didn't make a joke about carrot cake, you made a joke about white people like whatever race you are doesn't do stupid shit (fun fact, WE ALL DO).
Also, hold the internet threats to yourself, it only makes you look worse.
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Fun fact I don’t let my pets rummage throughout the house with a baby laying down in the floor. None of my friends or family do that shit. Fun fact we’re all brown. Fun fact I’ve seen 10 videos just like this and they’re all white. So you know what you piece of shit it must be a white people thing.
We all do dumb shit but I wouldnt neglect my kid just for a funny video. Dumb bitch
You’re getting offended by a carrot cake joke while Black parents out there have to witness their children getting shot and murdered over racism. THATS SOMETHING TO GET OFFENDED BY YOU FUCKING BITCH. Not some carrot cake joke.
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Foreal tho lmao I have not met any brown person that likes carrot cake hahaha. You’re probably munchin on some rn.
Hey if u wanna make it about race let’s fucking go. Idk how many videos I’ve seen of the same typical white family with a dog running around near their baby. If that was my baby I’d grab it immediately. If you think it’s funny seeing a baby get knocked cuz some dumbass parent thought it was funny you’re a god damned asshole. Babies brains are sensitive and a little knock like that can have some big effects.
Now we’re having this stupid argument cuz you’re dumb sensitive ass couldn’t take a tiny little race joke. Like seriously? U fckn serious.
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Was this meant to be a reply?
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This was like nonononoyesno