A filthy tinder poem.

It's a bit raunchy, but it might go in my tinder bio. Just going for the laughs here. Be brutally honest please, I have thick skin.

 

A fresh match offers lame chit chat and puns.

"How bout a date, love?" Is this a rerun?

 

She strikes with a veto, "That's a hard pass."

A terse proposal counters, "I eat ass."

 

Moments pass, a busy tongue steals her breath,

but only choking could bring little death.

 

"Well you're sure no bore," she places the lure.

"Yea I'm pretty wild," he retorts, cocksure.

 

She drops a question, his heart fills with dread,

pride shrinks nine sizes, "You ever been pegged?"

 

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  PS- Girls, if you saw this, would you swipe right or cringe? be honest.