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Lukifer•

Top 5 reasons your Top 5 sucks balls:

  1. You describe your technology preferences in ball-sucking metaphors.
  2. You think what you want in a smartphone must be what others also want in a smartphone.
  3. You don't know how to intelligently critique a user interface with an argument that doesn't involve donkey dick.
  4. You seem to be operating under the assumption that there exists any service provider in the U.S. who won't ass-rape you blind every chance they get.
  5. Your methods are sloppy, your conclusions are highly questionable, and you are a poor scientist, Dr. Venkman.

Keep trying, though.

(Tough) Love,

- The Internet

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lowerdownOP•

Congrats, you spent 5x as long typing your reply as I did making this blog post. haha

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oh, and notice the part in my blog post where I talk about NOT USING A PLAN YOU STUPID INBRED FUCK MOOK

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korilla•

As an iPhone user, that page was pretty dumb. Yeah I do miss my Sidekick II's keyboard, but I have adapted to the iPhone keyboard just as a Blackberry user would adapt to the BB keyboard that I find to be impossible and tiny!

Let's talk about all the things an iPhone can do.

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mjharper•

"Made by Apple" and "No keyboard." - this article is just trolling link-bait.

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lowerdownOP•

It's a blog post, nothing more. Go ahead and stick your head up your ass, turn left, and cough.

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lowerdownOP•

any other reasons you guys think should be added?

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elvisliveson•

sure, all fucking hillbilly morons agree the iPhone sucks balls.

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lowerdownOP•

right...

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