Brought home a bundle of joy.

His name is Jarvis, and he's my baby Roomba. He's adjusting very well and I love him more than anything. I'm feeling absolutely blessed.

Loooool, but jokes aside - I'm so glad I have the ability to wake up and drive to the store to buy my ass a robot vacuum just because I want one. No having to worry about crotch fruit financial restraints here! I'm living my best life!