I Recall Standing as Though Nothing Could Fall (a meditation on drunk poetry)
Poem about life #9
It's raining outside
I don't have a job
I believe I'll spend my day
Wanking
Poem about Christmas #11
Christmas time is a farce
No gifts for bad bitches
Jesus was a chainsaw.
Poem with indecipherable meaning #2.5
suddenly i see
an icy tree
it is not for me
Poem about numbers #2
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Poem about fuck
fuck bitches
fuck hoes
fuck
Poem which is entirely too long for no apparent reason
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i find it kinda funny i find it kinda sad the dreams in which i'm dying are the best
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i find it kinda funny i find it kinda sad the dreams in which i'm dying are the best i ever had
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poem about falling in a well #3
Why do they put
wells in the middle of sidewalks
in Muskegon?
highly inconsiderate.
poem about the fragility of the human condition
Oh no
not a TUMOR
bummer man
Wish I had a less serious condition
A sad poem which is sad
I am just an old man
i have only one friend
but they died
so i only have no friend
A poem about nature # 4
my cat once caught aids
he died that very same day
it wisnae my fault
A sad poem which is hopeful but actually still sad #1
An old man
Just turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery
And died the next day
Poem about international conspiracy:
they say dont eat yellow snow
but what if it's lemonade flavor
they dont teach that at school
they don't want you to know the truth
Hipster poem # 4.23
Imagine
the thrilling profundity
of meeting energy creatures
riding around
in matter bodies
Existential Crisis Poem
I live in the forest
So
Am I a tree?
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No
I am not.
Untitled:
guys
could you see this poem
reach the status of a classic
it's not a haiku
but it's still very simple
Poem about the club
unce unce unce unce
George Orwell is in my drinking water
Corner. _______________________________ Corner.
How I long to be
Shackled, chained, never free.
There is no need
To take a peek.
For outside these walls,
Remains nothing but suicide stalls.
Corner.________________________________ Corner.
Poem about Jeff Buckely #4
Terrified light
Broken department witch hunt
Flying blue tricycles
Not waving, but drowning.
One man can't move a mountain, no.
But one line in one poem can move a person's heart.
And I'm here to do a little bit of poetry for you, so here goes...
Sand, blighted sand
Gnarled lady with twisted scent
Winds blowing ever forward...
The end
I collapsed into conclusion, but I still continued:
I dreamt I was a shortcake
I had a bazooka that shot strawberry jam
when I bled, I bled marshmellow fluff
I had a lot of fun in Vietnam.
A final word:
No matter how many friends you make
you're still alone
aren't you glad you have these poems?
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Posted Jul 23, 2018, 11:00 PM UTC · edited