DO NOT BUY THAT ROOSTER

Feedback Received!

It’s not fun to own a rooster.

It’s no picture on a poster

Of a farmer, with a pitchfork.

It’s not worth losing sleep over.

No one wants to eat a rooster.

They will eat you out of bread.

Did I mention that rooster

Can not even lay an egg.

Rooster poop up to your neck.

Do you need some more regrets?

You can build a fence,

But those darn roosters fly a little bit.

Not enough to fly away,

(That would solve too many problems).

And the simple truth is

Roosters do not make good problem solvers.

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Posted Jul 25, 2018, 4:24 AM UTC

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