Posted Jul 29, 2018, 7:44 PM UTC
Imagine being Goode.
You go to college for 4 years for "Broadcasting ",
Some fucking nerd comes into your stream and permanently BTFO's the 4 years of knowledge in "Broadcasting' you had.
Said nerd then follows up by taking GoldenEye WR's all over the place within 1 month of playing the game.
Oh the life of Goode.
Is there a spedlore episode covering this?
No,. Goode is to butthurt too put him in a speed lore
taking GoldenEye WR's all over the place
He only has like 5 tied WR that are the easiest to get lol. Reminder that this guy has pedophile tendencies and literally jacks off to cute anime girl voices while playing Fortnite. The only reason this sub likes him is because he went against Goose. He is just a nervous nerd loser who is literally hated by the entire speedrunning community.
Post your WR's
I hum.. yeah... you just obliterated me dude, damn.
bro u suck Goofes nuts for years and dont even have WR's do u know how PATHETIC that makes u
Says the Goose fanboy
lol are you talking about Goose secretly?
pedophile tendencies
No.
jacks off to anime girls
No.
playing Fortnite
No Yes but this is the most played game so whatever.
nervous
No Rarely.
nerd
No.
loser
No.
hated by the speedrunning community
No.
The speedrunning community generally dislikes RWhiteGoose. He's liked by his normie viewers who watch his "YouTube tamed" videos and don't know anything about him as a person.
LOL those all apply to Goose.
jacks off to cute anime girl voices while playing Fortnite.
u dont? missing out
yeah I'm going to copyright claim that cuphead clip.
the problem is this guy shouldn't exist tbh
he's literally a subhuman
he's like a fly in your house
obviously you are annoyed by its mere presence
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What's the story behind Goose and Ohrami?
Ohrami made a huge deal about a very tiny little technical audio issue on Goose stream some time ago. He harassed him until Goose finally fixed the "issue". In the process, Ohrami got destroyed for acting super autistic, as deserved, and now dislikes Goose. He posted threads against him on this sub for easy karma. Pretty much it, just an irrelevant loser that will never accomplish a fraction of Goose's success really.
a fraction of Goose's success
29yo virgin incel who's best pickup lines are telling girls his IQ is 150 and should be a billionaire,- so much success LOL
I think he also posted that 150 IQ PM between Goose and Marlene
I have 150 IQ I'm not kidding anotherguy761
I should be a billionaire but instead I degenerate in my basement to some shitlords
Ah, finally the real reason! Goofe sure hated that copypasta going around.
Keep in mind Goode thirsts after Taylor Swift.
U N B I A S E D
Funny enough, despite playing completely legitimately and only recording very high quality 60 FPS direct video feed captures of all of my records which are also simultaneously live streamed, RWhiteGoose and his cronies are doing whatever possible to "prove" my runs are illegitimate, or just straight up ban me from the-elite rankings just because they don't like me, which would destroy the integrity of their entire website. This in spite of the fact that RSpliceGoose is publicly known for having cheated multiple speedruns and then justified it with some retarded excuses like "the rankings suck now, the people running the site don't care about it, hurr". They also regularly claim that a news article of a man who broke his infant son's leg is me, simply because he has the same name. If it were me, I would have been in jail while setting GoldenEye records and streaming them live.
The-elite's extremely biased moderators even went so far as to ban me from viewing or posting on their forums simply for calling out this behavior in a public thread, meanwhile RWhiteGoose has hundreds of posts spanning years shitting all over other members and even moderators of the-elite and isn't banned. My post was obvious sarcasm imitating Goose's style of writing, which was acknowledged by one of the forum moderators, yet Discord moderator Gravitron/Ryan Gibbs, at the behest of Goose's panicked outrage, chose to permanently ban me from the forums. The mods basically all suck Goose's dick and will pretty much do anything he says. It's the biggest circle-jerk in world history and every time I load up their Discord server on my alt I can't stop laughing about it.
Make a sarcastic post? Banned from the-elite forums. Cheat (splice) a speedrun and post it to the-elite website because you were so mad that someone beat your WR? Slap on the wrist and are allowed to continue posting, submitting runs, and representing the-elite like nothing ever happened. Makes perfect sense.
It's not as simple as that and you know it.
Nice of you to take Ryan’s dick out of your mouth long enough to set the record straight.