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What's with these signs? Frick park, along Forbes Ave.

What's with these signs? Frick park, along Forbes Ave.

Posted Aug 2, 2018, 1:19 AM UTC

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SleepSleepDream•

Well gang it seems we have a mystery on our hands.

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DankthonyBourdainGreater Pittsburgh Area•

Jinkies!

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WiseCynicBloomfield•

Zoinks!

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dergOP•

Saw a half dozen or so, along Forbes between Dallas and Braddock during evening rush hour tonight. It looks like word soup to me.

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KommieKonGreater Pittsburgh Area•

Mental illness

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cauliny•

I'll guild the first person to legitimately solve this. Edit: no bamboozles

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GinaIsTheSenate•

This freaks me out

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SearchingDeepSpaceBrighton Heights•

No idea what's going on here, but found all the people in question.

Rob does indeed live on Mifflin Ave, and apparently one of the housemates is named Rose. He also has a shit ton of pictures with his dog(s) on his profile.

Why Rose needs to ask the dogs to blackmail back to his room still remains unanswered.

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UmbellateSaxhornShadyside•

It was a message for Rob

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montani•

Yeah unless you are named Rob you should just ignore them because they aren't for you.

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wagsman•

Yeah, stop being nosy not-Robs. Minds your own buisness.

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oldcurmudgeon1•

That would be "nebby" in Pittsburgh.

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npw39487w3pregih•

There’s at least one typo up there, I’d wager

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Naw, it's accurate. Just look at the username

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burghboy24•

fowl move

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sskink•

Was the cop a leg or breast man?

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donith913•

More like What the Frick park, am I rite?

Sorry... I’ll leave now.

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NSlocal•

Rob lives on Mifflin Ave in Wooburg. He did something wack that only the dogs can right if manipulated by a human named Rose. He's got to go back to his damn room is the desired outcome.

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Mharbles•

r/subredditsimulator learned how to write

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cauliny•

OMG. Can we please solve this mystery!?

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wagsman•

Wow, I gotta know more.

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MfxTPHpgh•

I'm bored ASF

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Institute_Of_Toast•

If we had a Pittsburgh branch of the Institute of Toast we could analyze them. Since there is no mention of Toast though I don't see how we could be of any help. Remember we're all the crumbs of Toast! Tell everyone about Toast people, thanks!

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Institute_Of_Toast•

I see that people are intolerant of Toast in Pittsburgh. The one Toast Prophet from there may have been wrong in recommending the city for a new branch of the Institute.

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