My favorite thing about George Washington is that he followed all of his signatures with a smiley face.

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blindcolumn•

Or, here's a thought, maybe 1020 of your facebook friends just don't give a shit about your whiny bullshit.

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notnotbrowsing•

it probably didn't populate in their feeds.

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EggCouncil•

George Washington: Associate with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation; for it is better to be alone than in bad company.

Grandma: I'm going to associate with Nazis.

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mirshe•

I've had fascists claim, unironically, that "the founding fathers would've been fascists".

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SparkySywerAnd they call my diaper is nasty?•

deleted ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.2470 ^^^What ^^^is ^^^this?

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MoralRelativist•

It'd be interesting if America hadn't rebelled against Britain and had waited for the late 19th century to break away, we'll say in a revolution. They probably would have been led by socialists at that point.

Canada just sort of slowly got left to do its own thing. If they had a revolution, it would be different.

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PussySharts•

Or, hear me out, Facebook could have a shitty, broken algorithm.

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legobabasilly librariantards•

I mean at least grandma assumed the police officer was a woman. I think that counts as a step towards egalitarianism in her world

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ForgettableWorse•

More likely something something feminazis something something.

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legobabasilly librariantards•

Aw crap you're right

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RovingSavage•

"Uber-left" okay, figured you had it out for the left "Nazis" wait the Nazis are an example of the extreme right though "antifa allies" okay make up your damn mind!!

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uninvited_haggis•

That last sentence holy fuck r/selfawarewolves

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