Santa's Screw Up

Feedback Received!

Dear Santa,

I asked you for an I-phone 8.
Instead what did I find?
A Nokia beneath my tree!
I think you've lost your mind!

I also said a PS4
A VR one at that.
What did I get? A PS2!
You're such a little prat!

And I requested Jordans too
Not Payless shoes, you bloke.
You think I'll wear these things to school?
Is this some kind of joke?

A Michael Kors was on my list.
Some Buckle jeans were too.
Sephora makeup. Costa glasses.
Nike hats in blue.

But all I got was knock off brands
And outlet merchandise.
My friends will laugh me all to scorn.
This wasn't very nice.

You should have brought me all my wants.
You cookie eating slob.
I'll never write to you again.
If you can't do your job.

Sincerely,

Imma Bratt

Posted Aug 7, 2018, 2:24 AM UTC · edited

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