Transcripts, Timestamps and Citations: What happened to Jim in his own words. His house has Tuberculous for at least a month and he plans to move to Texas.

Spread it around to quell the rumors. Some transcripts, since the best way to know what happened to Jim is just to listen to what he says.


EDIT He is back, he endured some "Minor hospitalization" for an undisclosed reason, but considering the TB it could be related to that or the side effects of the treatment. If he does die, Jade has been instructed to shut down all his accounts.


4th of July stream: https://youtu.be/FJ8n7KHOroA?t=7159

Siderob: How's Minnesota?
Jim: Minnesota is doing good. Well, like good, I mean overun with Somalis. [laughter] And a governor who says if you don't like it get the fuck out.


July 15th, 2018 Sunday stream he planned to re-upload to archive channel: https://youtu.be/UElWo5ohuUM?t=9768

I'm sorry, little out of it, little out of it. Just a lot of things going on. Our household has been given a gift. There is a certain, certain population that lives in my state, we'll call them Somalians.

And they've given my household a gift, we've been dealing with a month now. We'll call it the Tuberculosis fairy. So, it's just been interesting.

Don't leave your house in Minnesota unless you have a hazmat suit. That would be my word of wisdom to you all. That would be my word of wisdom in this awful fucking state state, I need to move to Texas and I need to buy a gun.


Twitter July 15th:

BabaYaga_actual: @WeWuzMetokur god damn wakandans got you with the TB? No where is safe they got me too.
WeWuzMetokur: The shit is a plague in the state.

BabaYaga_actual: Worst part is I work in hospitals and never got exposed. I go to a school full of hijabs and my first semester I get to take TB home. Apparently the bacteria is more virulent inside a person with HIV meaning if you caught it, they probably had both.
WeWuzMetokur: The treatment is worse than the disease tbh. Pyridoxine and Isoniazid combo is fine compared with the other choices but 9 months is feels like forever and the side effects suck.

jischinger: Wonder why it's affordable? Next state to load up from Myanmar Iraq Congo and Somalia is, you guessed it, Texas. Going totally titsup blue, turns out refugees do not like cold weather. want data maps?
WeWuzMetokur: Texas has a provisional clause for joining the union that allows it to break itself up into 5 states. Guess which substate I'll be living in to avoid the blue wave?


I'm sure the years of smoking didn't help...

Posted Aug 7, 2018, 9:27 AM UTC · edited

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CypherBenkes•

Jesus fucking Christ, I'm fucking pissed off now, and I don't even have anything wrong with me like Jim has to deal with currently.

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Crovex250•

Sure he didn't get all pozzed-up with the fuck flu?

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Mcheetah2•

Nah, he has Jade for that.

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Crovex250•

When he lets her out of her cage.

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FroogOfCarthage•

Quality collection

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megasucca•

fuck that sounds pretty bad. let's hope there wasn't any serious complications.

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mike_mccross•

Thank God I'm a Texan

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Mcheetah2•

I feel bad for him and all, but I REALLY hope he moves to Austin! For both the content potential and the schadenfreude! Don't worry about Jade though; if she dies, she'll just turn into a Gastly like all of her kind do! Then Ash can catch her! ^^^And ^^^have ^^^non-consensual ^^^sex ^^^with ^^^her.

Our household has been given a gift. There is a certain, certain population that lives in my state, we'll call them Somalians. And they've given my household a gift, we've been dealing with a month now. We'll call it the Tuberculosis fairy. So, it's just been interesting.

"We?" Who the fuck does Jim live with? His mom? Jadezilla? Mundane Matt?

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x3DrLunatic•

inb4 he has a full fledged family with kids and stuff

I don't know how I would react but it would be nice knowing that he will teach his kids how to tard wrangle

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