Hey guys! Not a zerocarber, but I try to eat less plants when I can. This is one of my favorite dishes I make. Homemade bacon shell tacos with cheese and more bacon!
Posted Aug 22, 2018, 12:23 AM UTC
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It's just so hard to find dishes without plants in them, y'know? I'm sure you all will appreciate me trying my best. :) :) :)
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There are tomatoes and lettuce on that. You failed.
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Its hard for some people to let go. They are trying just give them a break whydontcha?
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Baby steps 😍😍😍
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Hey asshole, you should cite sv3rige recipes when you repost them. Also I see guac in there, stop polluting your body.
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I feel constipated now
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/uj They really do look so gross, the pic makes me cringe.
/rj I hear constipation is super good for you, like it's more efficient or something? I sure wish I had the willpower to be constipated all the time but I just like pooping too much.
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I love being constipatered! Every day for lunch I do a quadruple decker club sandwich without bread or veggies. That way I get nice and backed up and the shit flows out of my mouth much smoother when I talk to vegans.
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how would you even consume veggies without wrapping them in bacon and dipping in ranch?
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by wrapping them in bologna and dipping them in cheese🙄
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Eating a bacon basket just as our noble savage ancestors 20,000 years ago surely did, perfectly harmonized with Mother Nature and her lactating dairy titties
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can someone explain me why there are so much references to zero carb in this subreddit?
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They are the carnist circlejerk sub
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thank you
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It also isn't an ironic sub.
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thank you to point this out
vegans are sometimes weird, but those zero carbs are in another level
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What in the hell, Bobby!?
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Oh fuck I actually did this when I was a carnie. I'm ashamed of myself.
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Tomatoes as well? Do you wanna get fucking gout?
Oh no! I'll be sure to make them without tomato next time, definitely don't want gout. Next time I'll replace it with a dead lamb. Thanks for the feedback!