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Skatingraccoon•

by digitally penetrating a woman during two private dances.

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Obio1•

Yeah, I had to read that sentence about 5 times before I realized they meant "digitally" as in "using one's fingers".

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Skatingraccoon•

... Wow I really wouldn't have come to that conclusion. Thanks!

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