HELP ME PLZ
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Posted Sep 4, 2018, 7:55 AM UTC
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stick a carrot up your arse, get a nice warm bath going, throw a toaster in the bath, cannonball right in.
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I’ll let you guys know how it goes.
P.s. I only have eggplant.
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Run 1/2 miles
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Wait... do you mean run one half mile? Or 1 to 2 miles?
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1 to 2 miles, my bad lol
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I’m gonna pass on that. I made a promise to myself when I got out of the army that I would never run more than a half mile for any reason. I’ll stick to this until the day I die.
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You ever run at night.. in H country? State police are going to dave Chappelle me and sprinkle some crack on me after they run me over.
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Pornhub.com
I appreciate the help though. And what are you doing up? How are you going to make bad trades in your sleep?
I have very particular tastes when it comes to pornography. So specific that my wife, who owns tons of porns, is sickened by my preferences.
My desires are hard to come by.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler I never thought missing children could be so sexy
To be honest, I can’t even imagine. The largest vehicle I ever drove was an MRAP, or maybe An ASV. I’m not sure which is larger tonnage wise. We never has moo juice downrange. But I have jerked off while ridding down highway #1 in Kandahar. I probably only ran 2 jingle trucks off the road while I finished.