Bok Bok Berserk
Bok Bok Berserk
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The chicken was unstable
A consequence of War
He'd lost too many Feathered Friends
To count them anymore
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He was now a blooded monster
Vicious in the fight
Raining down most bloody death
Even without flight
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The thing that kept him living
From one day to the next
Was the revenge he was planning
"Let's chop some fucking necks"
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For forty days and forty nights
He laid his cunning plans
"Gonna get some justice"
"Gonna kill the man"
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A life hard lived had taken toll
Our chicken was not vernal
Still he would complete his goal
To kill that evil Colonel
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Scoping out the evil lair
Of brown bricks and tiles red
The chicken knew to bide his time
He mustn't lose his head
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He confronts the Colonel's lackeys
With a cockeyed glare of rage
"Please don't hurt us mister"
"We've only minimum wage"
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Away they fled in dreadful fright
Like so many headless chooks
Now the chicken turned his sights
To the leader of the crooks
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He found him in the kitchen
Surrounded by devices
To grind and chop and mix together
Eleven herbs and spices
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"I wondered when you'd get here"
Said in Southern drawl
"You killed my brothers" the chicken screamed
And thus began the brawl
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He wasn't here to crow today
This cock was here for fightin
Unsheathing shining blades of death
His talons slashed like lightnin
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A jacket once white now was red
The Colonel lay down beaten
"I tell you it was worth it"
"Your brothers were good eatin' "
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The chicken released a long held breath
"Now they're safe from you"
Standing tall with pride puffed chest
He crows "Cock-a-doodle-doo!"
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I wrote this just for fun, but wanted to share it anyway
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Edit, final stanza added
https://www.reddit.com/r/ocpoetry/comments/9dvq5o/_/e5kpet3?context=1000
https://www.reddit.com/r/ocpoetry/comments/9dr2f0/_/e5kq0k3?context=1000
Posted Sep 7, 2018, 8:14 PM UTC · edited