Do you sometimes feel angry for no reason at all?

Yesterday I verbally berated my garden hose for it's ability to constantly entangle itself with anything within a 50 ft radius of it, instantly, and without warning. The fight escalated into the back yard, where the hose had collected a wheel barrow, a rake, and tomato plant in it's short travels. In my feeble attempt to actually connect it to the water spout on the side of my house and get water to flow through it to the desired spot, it mocked me as it it would crink for no reason, I'd fix it, another area would crink, and so and so on. At one point the hose was laid out perfectly flat on my lawn, yet somehow no water would come out. I check the spout, water comes out there? reconnect the hose, no water, nothing. Where did it go? Had my hose somehow formed a portal to another dimension deep within in it's rubber casing? Was a parallel version of myself in this same position in another plain of existence, except water was flowing from a non connected hose at his house? I have no idea, my water was gone. At this point I was quite upset, raised my fists to the air and cursed god and his existence, I then ran it over with the lawn mower, and went inside to find my microwave had stopped working. Damn you garden hose, it once again had the last laugh. I just wanted to water the marigolds.

nope.

yes.

I was at the gym last night and borrowed my roommates headphones, the little shitty ones that just plug into your ear hole. I couldn't get them to stay in and ended up shoving them down my ear and finally throwing them, and my ipod to the ground. Little things like that get to me all the time, i think i have a problem.

Unrelated did anyone seen an angry guy at the USF gym throw his ipod and headphones on the ground yesterday?

Maybe, what are you implying?!

Yes. Some things really steam my cheese.

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