I don't mind going to hell. How about you?
Posted Aug 27, 2009, 12:48 PM UTC
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Cannot upvote you hard enough.
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Hell's new slogans:
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"Cookouts everyday of the week!"
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"Lake of Fire? More like Lake of Awesome!"
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"Heat included free in each room"
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"Hosting the 2012 GOP convention"
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i Don't mind you going to hell, either! I'm heading for Toledo.
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Doh!
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Sorry, you can't go to a fictional place.
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Although I don't believe in hell as such, I would say the following: If God is precisely as small as the God of the OT - in other words, if the OT is actually the accurate history of how stuff went down and not just a bunch of allegories - and if the real Christianity is more about Revelation and less about the beatitudes, then I deny it in its entirety. And if that puts me in the queue for hell, so be it. Furthermore, if God wants to send to hell all of the well meaning Buddhist, Jewish, Muslim, Unitarian folks simply because they failed to "get it", then I don't want to be a part of his kingdom.
However, I don't actually believe that any of the above is the case. So I'm not terribly worried about it.
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King of the caveats.
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Hell is a Zoroastrian concept the Hebrews picked up during captivity in Babylon. The Hebrew "Sheol" is the place of the dead. The Hebrews picked that up in Egypt.
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I've read that the modern translations of "hell" in the NT actually refer to burning garbage dumps common in Roman territories around 30 AD.
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only when the greek word is γεεννα.
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Do you know what hell really is?
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One man's hell is another man's heaven.
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Is that along the lines of one mans garbage is another mans treasure?
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Actually hell is nice this time of year.
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Dumbass.
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If all Fox viewers go to heaven I'd even prefer hell.
All the best bands are gonna be there.