Tomorrow is the day when we stand together and say "freedom" in unison, loud and proud.
Posted Sep 10, 2018, 7:07 PM UTC
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isn't this the onion lol
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Yes it is.
I was curious about where this came from so I did a reverse image search. It's from The Onion but I was surprised to see it featured in a thing from NPR
Two years earlier, The Onion ran a fake 9/11 anniversary promotion by the Subway fast food chain. Subway complained about it but it remains on The Onion's website.
The Onion dgaf
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I quite honestly forget about 9/11 all the time. Remembering 9/11 is like my, third, favorite 9/11 moment.
The first being Ted Cruz honking off on 9/11, since I forgot to do that since I forgot it was 9/11. The second being that one photo of Santa crying into the arms of Christ in front of a tombstone that just says, "Remembering 9/11"
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that one photo of Santa crying into the arms of Christ in front of a tombstone that just says, "Remembering 9/11"
I honestly couldn't tell if this was joke or not
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50 fucking dollarydoos
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What the shit
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Thanks for finding this. Very important stuff.
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How do I buy this picture?
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Oh shit I forgot about Cruz
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And now you're remembering it, which is hilarious, and also probably remembering 9/11, which is funny because we're supposed to never forget. It's the best self replicating joke
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The second being that one photo of Santa crying into the arms of Christ in front of a tombstone that just says, "Remembering 9/11"
Ho Lee Fuk
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$50 plus whatever gorilla glue costs so I can permanently affix it in my friend's bathroom
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2 subs for $9.11 and the cashier throws 1 into a field in pennsylvania
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Also, a free party size sub for the pentagon, but only that one wing
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also it turns out your sub is already paid for by saudi royalty but they're not allowed to tell you
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Jared erasure
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free jared
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Donating $9.11 to the JFIP now
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The purest of art
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I... I respect this.
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Please. Toaster ovens don't get hot enough to melt whole wheat.
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I want this to be real.
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i will continue to boycott subway until jared is freed
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George W. Bush voice
Two subs
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They’re hijacking the prices!
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Too soon, sir
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Pretty good deal TBH. Sandwiches are nasty though.
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Never forget Pearl Harbor!!! Those bastards and what they did will go down in history as villians forever!!!
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Only thing it's missing is jet fuel sauce
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I was actually in a Subway for lunch on 9/11. This is very triggering.
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"Alright guys, who the fuck put parmesan on my sub?"
This may be the single dankest post on cth. There's so many layers to this.
layered like the soviet onion
“yellow CAKE motherfuckers. pray to GOD he don’t drop that shit”