Does anybody else clean out their asshole in the shower?
Posted Aug 30, 2009, 5:28 AM UTC
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Do you mean just wash it or a full blown enema!?!
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Going by his terminology of 'wash out', I have to assume this is an enema of sorts.
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My brother-in-law takes a shower whenever he poops. Maybe it's weird that I know that, but he does.
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That's weird and it's also a lot of wasted water.
I just can't help but think of how much water that could provide for places in the world without any clean drinking water.
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When you have a hairy ass, maybe it's the best way to get it really clean. I suppose if he just poops once a day, and his post-poop shower is also his daily shower, then it's not such a big deal.
And it's not like his using water for a shower is taking water away from those in need of clean drinking water.
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How is he going to provide his shower water from presumably the US to some third world place to be used as drinking water.
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I know that, I'm just saying, it makes me a little sad when I think about what we take for granted.
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I have an enema after going loo - I can't stand feeling dirty at all! It's a shower hose without the shower head... For real... my partner thinks I'm totally wacky and OCD.
I've tried to explain that having faces smeared around and in my anus grosses me out... if I get sweaty I imagine that the faces is getting all watered down with sweat and leeching between my cheeks, and then onto my underwear, clinging in it's brown sweaty way to my skin.
When you think about it - how can you not want to remove all of that?
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having faces smeared around and in my anus grosses me out
So you don't like analingus, I take it.
Edit: feces≠faces
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=/= ≠ ≠
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neuromonkey, are you married?
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Only on the Internets.
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Perhaps she meant "faeces"?
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Pretty Victorian
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If you're wiping properly after you go (and maybe using some baby wipes) you're good to go. Also you should watch out with having such frequent enemas as it can flush out the good bacteria in your large intestine.
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They're used to it. I've seen the occasional snorkle, and banana boat...
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Upvoted for probably being female.
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How can you tell!?
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SarahC
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Sarah Connor?
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You are the one in 10 that actually notices my username.
Some probably think it's a WoW male character name : Sarahc (Sar-ack) the demon overlord or something.
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you have hygiene issues
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Yes... issues with dirty, smelly, icky bottoms.
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holy shit, you said this same thing in the toilet paper vs. bidet thread and everyone thought you were joking. you actually give yourself an enema every time you shit? does that make your butt sore? do you by chance like anal?
also- are you just thinking about "getting sweaty and leaking out" or do you actually leak out? because if you do maybe you want to look into diapers or soemthing.
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holy shit, you said this same thing in the toilet paper vs. bidet thread and everyone thought you were joking. you actually give yourself an enema every time you shit?
Only once a day!
does that make your butt sore?
Nope.
do you by chance like anal?
Only if I'm in the mood, but I can tell you that with me it's a pleasant experience. =) (Sadly you wouldn't get your brown-wings.)
are you just thinking about "getting sweaty and leaking out"
Yes, I'm tighter than a ducks ass in water.
What I mean by "leaking out" is those poo smears that are left behind from the paper... when a persons butt crack gets sweaty - all that smeared poo the tissue misses, I can imagine getting all soggy, and the butt sweat washing it out of the crack and around ones butt/underwear.
It's just the thought of it possibly happening that makes me shudder from grossness.
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It's getting TMI territory surely? The former... yes...
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I totally understand her! It is dirty!
Hm...... toothbrush..... that might just be cleaner...
You're giving me ideas!
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I have excessive body hair, so it's practically a necessity.
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Where else are you going to clean it out?
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In more civilized countries, they have bidets next to their toilets..
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I installed one of these (warning: auto-playing video w/ sound) about a year ago. I like it so much that I don't ever want to poop anywhere else.
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I hate American adverts.
My God how can you watch that and not want to stab her in the face.
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That ad was particularly bad. Not all American commercials are bad, just infomercials and commercials for local businesses mainly.
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The first one seems OK, while a bit noisy. The others have pretty small intake.
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I was watching and thinking, that's not a bad idea considering I can't get a bidet for my apartment... then I saw the $100 tag for about 16 cents worth of injection molded plastic.
Side note, their site is just awful.
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Their site is awful, and if you order anything from them, they'll send you terrible promotional items in the mail (keychains and the like).
It's a bit expensive for sure, but I think the benefits outweigh the cost. It makes your bum very clean, plus you'll save money and be less likely to clog the toilet because you're using less toilet paper.
It's actually much more affordable than those fancy, Japanese toilet seats, which require an electrical outlet near the toilet.
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And in less civilized countries, people clean their asshole with water after every poop.
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I do not stick anything in. I spread the cheeks. I usually pull little balls of cloth out of the hairs.
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THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE NEED THIS SUBREDDIT
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Lint from my boxers.
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always! i use wet wipes in the bathroom, but i just make sure i get a little water down there when I shower, just in case
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I'm pretty sure this is just normal hygiene.