I died in the Tsunami, AMA.
Posted Sep 20, 2018, 11:01 AM UTC
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Do you need someone to delete your browser history for you?
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The real MVP.
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You'll be appalled at how much I shitpost.
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So now that the Cronulla Sharks don't exist anymore, do you think that the Storm would have won by the same amount or more tomorrow night?
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Since they have no team to play against they can hide their extra players to avoid that salary cap scandal again.
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I live in western Sydney. Am I closer to a beach now?
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Only one more week until Wet N Wild opens mate.
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Did you repent?
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I tried. Got washed before I finished.
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Praise the Lord.
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Why didn’t you shout at Jesus to survive like the sign said?
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I did, that's probably why I'm dead.
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Is it the Mormons? Please tell me it isn't the Mormons.
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It always is.
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why didnt you listen to obi wan
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I underestimated its power.
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Where'd your body get washed up?
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Where that other bloke's M30 bus is.
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When will you be able to pay your rent? Love Your Landlord.
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How much is rent per century in the Eternal Limbo?
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Have you experienced rigor mortis of the penis?
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It would be a hard question to answer.
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WE DIDN'T LISTEN!!! WE DIDN'T LISTEN!!!
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Where'd you stash the weed ?
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In the car
But she's out in the sea now, RIP
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RIP in peace ✌️
How big was the wave in the end?
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She's a beauty.
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Jesus is Lord.
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Did you feel better the next day?
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Jesus isreal
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Could a woman's gash be so tight that's God's cock could not fit in?
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Where are you and did you do a speed test on the internet there? How much faster than the NBN is it?
Purgatory. Permenantly stuck on 1MB/s.
Purgatory confirmed as 4 years into the future
NBN Fibre to St Peter's gate, copper the rest of the way.
Pretty sure they're demolishing the gate to build Westconnex
Do people talk in the quiet carriage on the way to purgatory?
They don't, but make a lot of tapping and shuffling noises.