MAN FLU
Just a bit of fun, this one.
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It starts with a sneeze.
Hot flush, sandpaper throat
Week at the knees.
Head to bed,
Still early,
Feel sorry for myself.
You’re somewhere else.
Probably for the best.
Get some rest.
You’d go to work,
Through sleet and snow,
Always on the go.
I’ll stay in bed though.
It’s just a cough
But that’s enough
You’re clearly made of sterner stuff.
Contagious?
Could be.
Infectious?
Maybe.
Overreacting?
Save me.
But it’s man flu,
Can’t be good for you,
Whatever they say.
Low appetite,
Not feeling right,
God it’s bright.
Flick through TV,
Nothing on tonight.
I’ll head to bed.
Stare at the ceiling.
Is there a draught in here?
Nauseous feeling.
Somebody call the nurse,
You might want to book a hearse,
I can’t be long for this world,
Or verse.
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Posted Sep 22, 2018, 8:36 AM UTC