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Embarrassing Bathroom Story

I need to get this off my chest, because it is a rude cringe for me. Picture it, I'm 29w pregnant as of today and went for a 1 mile walk to bring awareness of a disease. The event was full of my husbands coworkers, who I already waddled in front of for the entirety of the walk. I've been put on activity restrictions and was only given the okay if I took it slow-and-steady. The activity restrictions have definitely taken their toll as I am grossly out of shape now. That walk kicked my butt. During the walk I drank a ridiculous amount of fluids and was bursting by the time we hit the finish line. Immediately broke from the group to look for the nearest bathroom, which were not many and only inside local businesses. I felt so lucky, because just as I walked up to the single toilet woman's room the previous occupant walked out. Somebody yelled out "Excuse me, ma'am", but upon turning around I didn't see the person talking and thought they were speaking to somebody else. So I go the bathroom and emerged face-to-face with women I saw standing around the tables nearby the bathroom when I entered. Then it hit me. I just cut this entire line of women. Women who had patiently waited. They weren't hanging out with each other like I thought. They were nice about it, but I was just mortified I made such a jerk social faux pas. If the ladies I skipped ever read this, I sincerely did not realize I stole your bathroom turn. I am so sorry.

Posted Sep 23, 2018, 11:53 PM UTC

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