Cheddar Cheese Man Boobs

So there I am, an ugly yak
An unhealthy noob
Getting all jiggly with jumping jacks
With my cheddar cheese man boobs
 

Pushin to hard
While looking like a tard
I guess I wouldn't look so worthless
If I wasn't doing this while shirtless
 

I'm not bringing the boys to the yard
This milkshake has soured into lard
But maybe if I keep up these exercise moves
I'll get rid of these goddamn cheddar cheese man boobs!
 

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[1](https://www.reddit.com/r/OCPoetry/comments/9ldv5v/lithium/)

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[2](https://www.reddit.com/r/OCPoetry/comments/9lelcs/drunk_and_in_pain/)