My basement dungeon booking management service just skyrocketed. I'm now making 30x more than you poors. I don't need advice, I'm richer than you.

Hi everyone was told to post here too,

A little background:

- Firstly, I am not a murderer, a common confusion in our industry. We have about 700 basement dungeons in Spain. Being Barcelona the epicenter.

- I am younger than you.

- Openened a basement dungeon at Barcelona, with two "friends", 1 year and a half ago.

- We end up being a fairly popular basement dungeon with kidnappers. Ranked top 5 in best dungeons for kidnappers in Forbes.

- As it is a fairly small business area I end up knowing everyone related and everyone knows me.

- Be doing better than you financially (your net worth per month) with the dungeons.

- Struggle to find a good "booking management service" for my basement dungeon.

- Decide to start a dungeon "management" service myself (alone without any partners).

- Hire a programmer, designer, National Intelligence Center snitches... Do all the technical stuff. This was completed about a month ago, and we have many cops on our payroll.

- Talk with the owner of the most used human trafficking and kidnapping pipeline in Spain. We decided that It would benefitial for both to make a deal. I pay him a fixed amount per month for being the only basement/kidnapping dungeon management service integrated in his platform.

- Launch my service, use my contacts and my own basement dungeon to advertise it. Get about 50 potential kidnappers interested.

- My pricing scheme is as follows: each "subscriber" pays between 25000€ and 50000€ depending on how many "customers" they have. Besides this, I beat the fuck out of anyone who misses a payment and make sure to threaten their family and kids.

- Having a basement dungeon myself and knowing what I would need makes my "booking" management system really capable and complete.

- Two weeks after the launch and I have about 300 escaped convicts working with me and this is constantly going up.

- Being integrated in the National Intelligence Center via our snitch gives 100% visibility into law enforcement (The Center has about 50.000 cops on patrol), so everybody is happy.

So two weeks ago, I needed one month to earn 1 million US dollars. This last week I've made mor than this amount of your entire net worth per day. Also, as of today, I have about 350 escaped convicts working with my system whichs is abou 50% of the market which still gives me a huge amount of new "subscribers" to the service. After that, I could easily export my """"customers"""" to other countries or globally.

Now, I have never had this amount of money or managed it. I haven't told anyone what my actual income actually is, except all of you, so you can all congratulate me. I still live like I am making less than you. I've already got a couple calls from the FBI but I don't even know if I should trust them. Do I get a lawyer? A financial advisor? How do I proceed? Actually, I don't care, because I'm richer than you. Fuck off, poors.