When you use a dating app to find a kidney transplant

She's looking to harvest your organs op, ask her to start on your genitalia first and see how it goes

I bet she likes her partner to be able to withstand long cold baths.

See... when I wanted a part of me inside her, that's not what I meant.

If Jeepers Creepers has a tinder bio

“Hey wanna Netflix and chill in my van”