Audi drivers [in brisbane] are DEGENERATES
Posted Oct 26, 2018, 5:18 AM UTC
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I’m by far the best driver in Brisbane.
The Queensland police follow me constantly to learn how to do pursuit driving.
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Well, they aren't going to respect you if just pull over straight away. But when you do, be sure to start the interaction by reminding them that your taxes pay their salary and that they should hurry it up because you've somewhere to go.
And if they start getting a bit mouthy, ask why they aren't out catching real criminals. Be sure to follow that gem up by speculating that they "can't hack a real job".
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“Did you not do well in high school?”
“Where’s the rest of the Village People?”
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"What are you going to do? Arrest me?"
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was about to say... 5 hours and still no u/notinferno comment
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The police were following me from Nambour to Burpengary so I was busy.
I also had a quick spin in a Ferrari in Greenslopes but they are not as good to drive as Audis.
I’m out on bail now so back on Reddit.
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Out on bail, just like everyone else in Burpengary.
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i drove a ferrari ama?
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Don’t turn off traction control.
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Noticed this aswell but also noticed the bombadore hoons starting to drive older model bmw's
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3 series with a crooked M badge is the ultimate P plate car
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Yep, spot on.... All the crackheads are cruising in beamers instead of xr6’s and commodores. Bombadore my ass, I’ve seen commodores put through hell and back multiple times and still run perfectly at the end of the day, you have to be quite a terrible driver to kill em
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Bombadore only cause they look like they been hit my a bomb, panels ripped off, dints ect
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Oh, well that’s acceptable then 😉
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I own an Audi and drive in Brisbane - and I’m a better driver than every other person I see on the road - by a wide margin. You sound like a grandparent who needs to retake their license exam.
I’ll grant this, though, I park wherever the fuck I want in public areas and that rubs some people the wrong way; but it’s kill or be killed, people, and you better get used to it. I’m not doing laps of the block because some council wonk who wasn’t savvy to the necessity of the times drew a yellow line on the road. I think more of myself than to obey that shit. And if you think the car someone drives represents their personality you’re the asshole.
Sorry if this triggers you!
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I... I can’t tell if this is satire.
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I have no doubt it's satire. Oblivious comment arguing against the post to the point of proving it in the most arrogant jackass manner possible? Satire.
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Audi driver though.
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This is a very fine comment. It's a shame r/ brisbane users have the personality of a lamppost. I think I have my next post topic
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Hahahahahahahaha!
I think you’re the one that was triggered 😂
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I reckon Mazda CX-anything (3,5,7) are the biggest dickheads on the road! Watch out for them....
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Well, they're SUVs...
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"MY KIDS LATE FOR SOCCER!"
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nah tradies are still the worst
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at least they are predictable. Mercs and swifts usually are the worst. or weekend drivers
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Its a bit much to say theyre ALL degenerates, better to say theyre ALL arsewipes.
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From UK can confirm Audi drivers are degenerates world over
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Ford Rangers are the worst
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I have this same feeling about Lexus drivers.
I’m genuinely surprised if I see a Lexus driver that DOESN’T do something stupid on the road
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Yup.
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So like do I need to sell my A1? Or nahhhhhhhhhh
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Nah it's a nice car I actually like Audis a lot.
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God they fucking are... everytime I see a car pulling a stupid move that was a consciously dumb decision there the 4 rings or death are.
Sonic the Hedgehog. Say no more.
That or an Uber logo. Uber drivers are by far the worst on the roads recently.
Given my recent experiences normal taxis are still the worst
My 65 year old neighbour finally sold his audi. I told him it only took 2/3rds of a century but you finally grew the fuck up
Or it has a tray full of random tradie gear and a green P plate.