TIL that there is an illness called "Americanitis"

And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free...

And I won't forget all this fatigue, headaches, anxiety...

After reading the description, not really something I'd want to advertise...

The term was apparently coined by a doctor called George Miller Beard.

How fucking awesome is that? Dr. Beard! Man, that guy most have gotten all the pussy in the 1800s!

LOOK AT THIS SEXY SON OF A BITCH!