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ste321

John looks so much sexier with a scruffy beard and short looking hair! 💋 Just my opinion, but I’m always right 😆

David vs. Goliath
John looks so much sexier with a scruffy beard and short looking hair! 💋 Just my opinion, but I’m always right 😆

Posted Nov 17, 2018, 9:26 PM UTC

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TheMarshmallowBearTeresa "T-Bird" Cooper•

There's a lot of things that I want to say that would break this board's rules and that makes me sad. But he is a beautiful man and I am gutted he's gone

But now I have Dan to .. admire.

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PrettySneaky71Natalie and Nadiya•

Sometimes

In discussions about attractive Survivors

There is a time and a place with how lewd one can be.

Of course, it's important to recognize

Nuance in these discussions.

Most of the time, your true thoughts can be shared,

You just have to get creative.

Fairness to the mods needs to be taken into

Account as well, as I'm sure it's very difficult to

Control the horny gaes of r/survivor that crop up

Everytime a cute guy is on the show.

Defining what we mean by "lewd" behavior is

Also of key importance--

Distinctions must be made regarding

Descriptions of contestant's appearance versus, well,

You know... just being crude.

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israelsurvivor83Donathan•

I think this was the letter at the MvGx merge feast that gave a secret clue to the reward steal when reading the first letter of each line

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I think it’s the letter from JT to Russel.

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FortifiedShitakeI was here when Admins visited /r/Survivor•

Well that was a ride...

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cookoobandana•

I read this like a strange poem.

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Ballpark_OddsBrendan•

you starting rambling and immediately I looked for the anagram.... pervert.

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aksurvivorfanChristian•

Username checks out.

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Eddie84Style•

why would he have to "sit on your face" when there is plenty of comfort... oh i see.

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hoppergym•

Just say he can take me to slamtown anytime...right?

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Normaani_Bucking•

Nah Dan's cockiness is so unnatractive. Alec is not the humblest dude on the planet but he's much better. I'd rather Alec. I'll be admiring Alec next week

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its_in_there•

I have such a huge crush on Nick.

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UnusualPicture•

Those are my two, Alec and John have me weak

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Normaani_Bucking•

😂😂😂😂😂 not going to lie, having eye candy make me just a little more excited to tune in every week.

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dickndonutsNatalie•

Alec though. Alec though.

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Tatotatos•

I'll take Christian

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duchess87Elisabeth Filarski•

I could stare into Christian's eyes forever, plus he's literally the sweetest man!

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ImMitchellMichael•

This aged poorly

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TheMarshmallowBearTeresa "T-Bird" Cooper•

XD Well. Alec it is........

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TheMarshmallowBearTeresa "T-Bird" Cooper•

@ImMitchell OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

And guess what I did, I used my powers to get rid of CARL!

But Now I'm scared to use my powers.

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J_R_R_TrollKing•

I vote Davie as the hottest guy. That guy has only gotten hotter as the season progressed.

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JermuHH•

He was so island hot. Also, I feel like Christian looks better every day spent in the game.

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Tralala223•

I normally don’t like muscle gym guys, but wow! I have been absolutely smitten with John.

And Christian being island hot gives me life! Heck yes he’s hot, it’s that She’s All That movie mist lol

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greenlabradorAbi-Maria•

Christian is island hot but Nick is really killing it right now, his eyes, body and his voice is too much for me to handle

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mumbling_marauder•

Nick all the way

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jarola92•

I am a straight male. But I agree with the OP's opinion.

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jack9lemmonMalcolm•

Straight guy here but staunch beard advocate if you can pull it off.

John definitely can.

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00Shambles•

I also agree with OP, John was the man - he definitely took me by surprise & i am sad to see him go!

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spacequeensA snake in ice cream pants•

Why was he born so beautiful

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greenlabradorAbi-Maria•

Genetic lottery :/

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BullstangDevon•

Regina/Angelina/ste321: Why do you wear your hair like that? Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. Gabby, will you please tell John his hair looks sexy pushed back?

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papa_trickRoark•

Gabby? ..... Gabby? .......... Gabby?

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PrettySneaky71Natalie and Nadiya•

Agree, OP. Agree.

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warriorholmes... But I don’t know about thaaaat•

When I was young and watched Tough Enough (the WWE show he was on) he had short hair and I had such a crush on him lol. I’ve always liked his hair better that way!

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ILikeAliensAndJazzAlec & Nick•

John has an incredible body as well. He's completely ripped to perfection. He's like art tbh.

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jenh6Spencer•

Last episode I thought he looked like the 2018 Fabio. strong jaw line, great hair, perfect scruff, and nice arms

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MyNameIsCalebJ•

OP, your opinion is a fact.

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Kenna193Kellyn•

You're so right

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Dustinbink•

Everyone in my house said the same thing! He got that island hot going on!

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Normaani_Bucking•

We seriously don't have much eye candy left. I was looking forward to checking him out every week.

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Guisa_Wow•

So Jeff is gonna let John come back right? (please... PLEASE!!!) -Angelina

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Stanislavyeung•

I still love Alec more ❤️❤️❤️

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SoulExecutionMalcolm•

Agree with the beard, but he used to have short hair and it was weeeeeeeird

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SlimerbaccaMike•

Found the girl who bought his wrestling buddy

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louievuittonlvGabby•

He looks like Coach at the bottom tho

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ImactuallybatmanshhJohn•

Coach and Johnny Mundo look similar for having the same hair as much as Tai and Russell Hantz do for having the same hair

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Normaani_Bucking•

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. I found Coach hot though. So I'm cool with this.

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ste321OP•

I have no control over John, so he can do what he wants, I suppose, lol 😂 You’re funny, and you’re not a fan of manbuns and undercuts, it’s just an opinion.

I didn’t notice John the first few episodes, but then he’s voted out and I’m thinking who is that sexy guy... then Ponderosa plays and he’s back to wrestling dude look and i know why he never caught my eye.

Everyone has an opinion, but if I guy asks me which is hotter... A or B... I’m gonna go with a scruffy beard that softens his square jawline and hair pulled back to show off his eyes and frame his face better... it’s science. You go for the other look... he’s still the same person regardless of how he looks!

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