Going Down (a less than subtle title)

"Can you count with your tongue?"
Asked a tentative voice.
"I suppose I could try,
If I had no other choice."

"Will you try right now?"
She started to tease,
"The first step is simple -
Get down on your knees."

I was not one to argue,
No, ma'am, not me!
I knelt down on the carpet
And counted one, two, three.

"Very well done.
Now go backwards from ten
Until you get down to one,
Then back up again."

I did as I was told,
From bottom to top,
Until she buckled and yelled,
"Don't you dare fucking stop!"

And as it turns out my tongue
Lost count after all
Of the number of times
It answered her call.

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