Interesting people.

Tonight I got a rare one.

Woman, maybe early-mid 30s, I pick her up at a club known for younger people and dance music. The hip hop type of club. She's cute and dressed pretty well. Definitely doesn't want to talk, not having a good night. Not drunk though.

About 4 minutes into the ride she asks me if I know of any places that are hopping tonight.
Shit, I don't know. That place over there is usually pretty busy, but I haven't been around much tonight. She groans from the back seat. I just want to die.
Ok, this got interesting. Why do you say that I ask.
I went out with this guy tonight from match. His dick wouldn't even get hard. Ya know. I'm just so sick of going home. I hate going home. His fucking dick woulnd't get hard. I try to pick nice guys and always get losers.

Hmm, well. That sucks, you're a pretty enough woman. Maybe he was into dudes, or has a medical condition I say.

I just want to fucking die she says, yea take me to that other place. Do you mind. I just need some good dick.

Got to get that good dick I say to her. Nothing like good dick after a long week. I say, struggling to keep this conversation from devolving any further.

I pull up to this new bar, she starts to get out and drops the contents of her purse on the fucking ground outside my car. She struggles to pick up her shit, apologizing for taking so long.

She gets out, I call attention to the pack of butts she left on the floor. Wish her good luck finding that good dick and go home for the night.

Anyone else get anyone interesting tonight?