Promising candidate
Posted Dec 2, 2018, 3:29 AM UTC
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This has to be a joke. The picture, "literasy," Personal Hygiene? Access to pharmaceuticals and can put any child to sleep. Inmates? Correctional Centre? Seriously...
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What gave it away????
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I think it’s real. The Grafton Correctional Centre is a prison in Australia. https://www.service.nsw.gov.au/nswgovdirectory/grafton-correctional-centre
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That doesn't make it real. In fact that makes it more fake.
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Fr though. Everyone knows Australia is a myth
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Fair enough. NSW is an interesting place though so who knows.
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You’ve clearly never been to Grafton...
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What happens if you don't request personal hygiene?
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You'll be wondering why your baby still smells like shit after changing her diaper and giving her a bath and be contemplating if it's ok to use bleach to clean a baby.
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By the looks of it... hepatitis c
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Oddly, that was the one that stood out to me. I've met and have been a babysitter for some 25 years never has personal hygiene come up. Maybe she's talking about bath time or teeth brushing for the kids? Either way a weird way to phrase it.
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The last one though...
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Related to the second to last one.
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I believe her
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I have always been looking for babysitters with reliable access to pharmaceuticals
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I'm looking for a baby sitter what is her number is really like to contact her :)
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There is no baby is there ?
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you were talking to the baby
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Maybe one of those 'Adult diaper- fetish babys'.
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This is real
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Clearly a joke. My favorite line:
Personal hygiene on request.
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I looked for the obvious plant logo but shockingly I couldn't find it
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She's been ridden hard and put away wet
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I would like to formally request personal hygiene...
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How am I supposed to call her if the number's blacked out?
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Wait wait wait...personal hygiene upon request??? Wtf?
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reliable access to pharmaceuticals
She...means her drug stash...right?
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Personal hygiene upon request is my favorite. Like, she will help the kids bathe and brush their teeth if you ask her? Or she will try to show up not smelling like urine if you specifically ask her?
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She looks like a ruff 43 lol did they mean 63 😂😂😂
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She has lived a hard life, it shows on her face.
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Reminds me of the"Bathe in my milk while I watch" poster art style. They have a lot of funny original content,but I'm not messing with Instagram or Twitter!And face book can go get bent!
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Would rock you to sleep.With a real rock.
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I was thinking her methods would involve the aforementioned "pharmaceuticals," but that is also a good possibility.
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Does that chick look like she'd squander pharmacuticals on some deadbeat little wankers?
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This cant be real
I can put any child to sleep sounds ominous as fuck
There was a case in my town where an Indian lady put some cough syrup in her kids milk.
When daddy gets home, all the kids was sweetly sleeping and never wakes up.
Lady claimed the kids was "sick", she was only putting the cough syrup because they don't want to eat the medicine.
She didn't even admit that until way later after the husband finds some funny tasting milk in the fridge.
There was 4 kids from 2 yo to 8 yo. All gone.
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Probably mixed something more than cough syrup. I was telling the story from memory, let me see if I can Google any news clipping.
Jesus Christ
Damn if she really wanted to be psycho with it, assuming she wasn't trying to kill the kids, she could have put the correct dosage in each kids cup then pour in the milk and stir. Jeez
"basic literasy" was the giveaway